- Person next to you has eyes closed, you want to get by to take communion
- You drop the body of Christ in the wine glass. What are you supposed to do in that situation? Always wondered about that.
- Person next to you tries to lift up his/her arms to Christ, but hits you instead
- You spot a person who pretended to put money in the offering
- Singing the wrong words. Funny on any occasion, but even better when people are saying things like “lion and the clam”
Happy New Year!