Monday, December 31, 2007

Awkward things that happen at church

  • Person next to you has eyes closed, you want to get by to take communion
  • You drop the body of Christ in the wine glass. What are you supposed to do in that situation? Always wondered about that.
  • Person next to you tries to lift up his/her arms to Christ, but hits you instead
  • You spot a person who pretended to put money in the offering
  • Singing the wrong words. Funny on any occasion, but even better when people are saying things like “lion and the clam”

Happy New Year!

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